This Video Tour Of Steve-O's Dumbest Tattoos Makes You Realize Just How Fucked Up He Really Was

Quick recap for those of you who didn't have time to watch the whole thing...

Flower on the hip at age sixteen: 

First dumb tattoo 'on purpose': 'I Love To Bone' 

I Have A Small Wiener - Wiener spelled 'Weiner'

Dicks one, two and three

Grindr scull 

'Fat chick' 

Bloods and Cripps 

Off-road smiley face from the Jackass Movie 

A cross that he carved into his shoulder with a butcher knife 

The logo of a bar he used to hang out at in Albuquerque, New Mexico 

'Your Name' next to a bunch of bb gun wounds

Angela Jolie 

A pot leaf with the letter 'C' that he burned off with cigarettes and turned into a palm tree with a surfing man

Three self portraits 

And himself fucking an ostrich that was drawn by Bam and tattooed by Kat Von D which he now hates and is asking the comment section for ideas on how to fix...

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So what's the moral of the story? A) Never get tattooed when you're in this state:

And B) stay off drugs. It's a Goddamn miracle that Steve-O is still with us considering how hard he used to live. The good news is, we'll always know if he falls off the wagon based on how messed up the tattoos he starts getting are. Hopefully it never reaches that point.